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WASH LOWRY`S REMINISCENCE
And you`re the poet of this concern? I`ve seed your name in print A dozen times, but I`ll be dern I`d `a` never `a` took the hint O` the size you are--fer I`d pictured you A kind of a tallish man-- Dark-complected and sallor too, And on the consumpted plan. `Stid o` that you`re little and small, With a milk-and-water face-- `Thout no snap in your eyes at all, Er nothin` to suit the case! Kind o`look like a--I don`t know-- One o` these fair-ground chaps That runs a thingamajig to blow, Er a candy-stand perhaps. `Ll I`ve allus thought that poetry Was a sort of a--some disease-- Fer I knowed a poet once, and he Was techy and hard to please, And moody-like, and kindo` sad And didn`t seem to mix With other folks--like his health was bad, Er his liver out o` fix. Used to teach fer a livelihood-- There`s folks in Pipe Crick yit Remembers him--and he was good At cipherin` I`ll admit-- And posted up in G`ography But when it comes to tact, And gittin` along with the school, you see, He fizzled, and that`s a fact! Boarded with us fer fourteen months And in all that time I`ll say We never catched him a-sleepin` once Er idle a single day. But shucks! It made him worse and worse A-writin` rhymes and stuff, And the school committee used to furse `At the school warn`t good enough. He warn`t as strict as he ought to been, And never was known to whip, Or even to keep a scholard in At work at his penmanship; `Stid o` that he`d learn `em notes, And have `em every day, Spilin` hymns and a-splittin` th`oats With his "Do-sol-fa-me-ra!" Tel finally it was jest agreed We`d have to let him go, And we all felt bad--we did indeed, When we come to tell him so; Fer I remember, he turned so white, And smiled so sad, somehow, I someway felt it wasn`t right, And I`m shore it wasn`t now! He hadn`t no complaints at all-- He bid the school adieu, And all o` the scholards great and small Was mighty sorry too! And when he closed that afternoon They sung some lines that he Had writ a purpose, to some old tune That suited the case, you see. And then he lingered and delayed And wouldn`t go away-- And shet himself in his room and stayed A-writin` from day to day; And kep` a-gittin` stranger still, And thinner all the time, You know, as any feller will On nothin` else but rhyme. He didn`t seem adzactly right, Er like he was crossed in love, He`d work away night after night, And walk the floor above; We`d hear him read and talk, and sing So lonesome-like and low, My woman`s cried like ever`thing-- `Way in the night, you know. And when at last he tuck to bed He`d have his ink and pen; "So`s he could coat the muse" he said, "He`d die contented then"; And jest before he past away He read with dyin` gaze The epitaph that stands to-day To show you where he lays. And ever sence then I`ve allus thought That poetry`s some disease, And them like you that`s got it ought To watch their q`s and p`s ; And leave the sweets of rhyme, to sup On the wholesome draughts of toil, And git your health recruited up By plowin` in rougher soil. |