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"FRIDAY AFTERNOON"TO WILLIAM MORRIS PIERSON [1868-1870]
Of the wealth of facts and fancies That our memories may recall, The old school-day romances Are the dearest, after all!--. When some sweet thought revises The half-forgotten tune That opened "Exercises" On "Friday Afternoon." We seem to hear the clicking Of the pencil and the pen, And the solemn, ceaseless ticking Of the timepiece ticking then; And we note the watchful master, As he waves the warning rod, With our own heart beating faster Than the boy`s who threw the wad. Some little hand uplifted, And the creaking of a shoe:-- A problem left unsifted For the teacher`s hand to do: The murmured hum of learning-- And the flutter of a book; The smell of something burning, And the school`s inquiring look. The bashful boy in blushes; And the girl, with glancing eyes, Who hides her smiles, and hushes The laugh about to rise,-- Then, with a quick invention, Assumes a serious face, To meet the words, "Attention! Every scholar in his place!" The opening song, page 20.-- Ah! dear old "Golden Wreath," You willed your sweets in plenty; And some who look beneath The leaves of Time will linger, And loving tears will start, As Fancy trails her finger O`er the index of the heart. "Good News from Home"--We hear it Welling tremulous, yet clear And holy as the spirit Of the song we used to hear-- "Good news for me" (A throbbing And an aching melody)-- "Has come across the"--(sobbing, Yea, and salty) "dark blue sea!" Or the paean "Scotland`s burning!" With its mighty surge and swell Of chorus, still returning To its universal yell-- Till we`re almost glad to drop to Something sad and full of pain-- And "Skip verse three," and stop, too, Ere our hearts are broke again. Then "the big girls`" compositions, With their doubt, and hope, and glow Of heart and face,--conditions Of "the big boys"--even so,-- When themes of "Spring," and "Summer" And of "Fall," and "Winter-time" Droop our heads and hold us dumber Than the sleigh-bell`s fancied chime. Elocutionary science-- (Still in changeless infancy!)-- With its "Cataline`s Defiance," And "The Banner of the Free": Or, lured from Grandma`s attic, A ramshackle "rocker" there, Adds a skreek of the dramatic To the poet`s "Old Arm-Chair." Or the "Speech of Logan" shifts us From the pathos, to the fire; And Tell (with Gessler) lifts us Many noble notches higher.-- Till a youngster, far from sunny, With sad eyes of watery blue, Winds up with something "funny," Like "Cock-a-doodle-do!" Then a dialogue--selected For its realistic worth:-- The Cruel Boy detected With a turtle turned to earth Back downward; and, in pleading, The Good Boy--strangely gay At such a sad proceeding-- Says, "Turn him over, pray!" So the exercises taper Through gradations of delight To the reading of "The Paper," Which is entertaining--quite! For it goes ahead and mentions "If a certain Mr. O. Has serious intentions That he ought to tell her so." It also "Asks permission To intimate to `John` The dubious condition Of the ground he`s standing on"; And, dropping the suggestion To "mind what he`s about," It stuns him with the question: "Does his mother know he`s out?" And among the contributions To this "Academic Press" Are "Versified Effusions" By--"Our lady editress"-- Which fact is proudly stated By the CHIEF of the concern,-- "Though the verse communicated Bears the pen-name `Fanny Fern.` " . . . . . . When all has been recited, And the teacher`s bell is heard, And visitors, invited, Have dropped a kindly word, A hush of holy feeling Falls down upon us there, As though the day were kneeling, With the twilight for the prayer. . . . . . . Midst the wealth of facts and fancies That our memories may recall, Thus the old school-day romances Are the dearest, after all!-- When some sweet thought revises The half-forgotten tune That opened "Exercises," On "Friday Afternoon." |