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III. IN DIALECTHER LETTER
I`m sitting alone by the fire, Dressed just as I came from the dance, In a robe even YOU would admire,-- It cost a cool thousand in France; I`m be-diamonded out of all reason, My hair is done up in a cue: In short, sir, "the belle of the season" Is wasting an hour upon you. A dozen engagements I`ve broken; I left in the midst of a set; Likewise a proposal, half spoken, That waits--on the stairs--for me yet. They say he`ll be rich,--when he grows up,-- And then he adores me indeed; And you, sir, are turning your nose up, Three thousand miles off as you read. "And how do I like my position?" "And what do I think of New York?" "And now, in my higher ambition, With whom do I waltz, flirt, or talk?" "And isn`t it nice to have riches, And diamonds and silks, and all that?" "And aren`t they a change to the ditches And tunnels of Poverty Flat?" Well, yes,--if you saw us out driving Each day in the Park, four-in-hand, If you saw poor dear mamma contriving To look supernaturally grand,-- If you saw papa`s picture, as taken By Brady, and tinted at that, You`d never suspect he sold bacon And flour at Poverty Flat. And yet, just this moment, when sitting In the glare of the grand chandelier,-- In the bustle and glitter befitting The "finest soiree of the year,"-- In the mists of a gaze de Chambery, And the hum of the smallest of talk,-- Somehow, Joe, I thought of the "Ferry," And the dance that we had on "The Fork;" Of Harrison`s barn, with its muster Of flags festooned over the wall; Of the candles that shed their soft lustre And tallow on head-dress and shawl; Of the steps that we took to one fiddle, Of the dress of my queer vis-a-vis; And how I once went down the middle With the man that shot Sandy McGee; Of the moon that was quietly sleeping On the hill, when the time came to go; Of the few baby peaks that were peeping From under their bedclothes of snow; Of that ride--that to me was the rarest; Of--the something you said at the gate. Ah! Joe, then I wasn`t an heiress To "the best-paying lead in the State." Well, well, it`s all past; yet it`s funny To think, as I stood in the glare Of fashion and beauty and money, That I should be thinking, right there, Of some one who breasted high water, And swam the North Fork, and all that, Just to dance with old Folinsbee`s daughter, The Lily of Poverty Flat. But goodness! what nonsense I`m writing! (Mamma says my taste still is low), Instead of my triumphs reciting, I`m spooning on Joseph,--heigh-ho! And I`m to be "finished" by travel,-- Whatever`s the meaning of that. Oh, why did papa strike pay gravel In drifting on Poverty Flat? Good-night!--here`s the end of my paper; Good-night!--if the longitude please,-- For maybe, while wasting my taper, YOUR sun`s climbing over the trees. But know, if you haven`t got riches, And are poor, dearest Joe, and all that, That my heart`s somewhere there in the ditches, And you`ve struck it,--on Poverty Flat. |